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Gonch Purity Test

Gonch Purity Test

The better rice purity test.



  1. Taken a common legal drug (alcohol, weed, or nicotine)?
  2. Taken a common psychedelic (LSD or magic mushrooms)?
  3. Taken a less common psychedelic (2CB, salvia, DMT, ayahuasca, mescaline, etc.)?
  4. Taken a common stimulant (meth, crack/cocaine, or adderall) recreationally?
  5. Taken an opiate (heroin, fentanyl, codeine, oxycodone/Percocet, etc.) recreationally?
  6. Taken other common downers (xanax, klonopin, sleeping pills, etc.) recreationally?
  7. Taken a dissociative excluding whippets (ketamine, DXM, PCP, MXE, etc.) recreationally?
  8. Taken a designer drug (3MMC and beyond)?
  9. Taken an inhalant (whippets, poppers, etc.) recreationally?
  10. Taken a common empathogen (MDMA, MDA, or Ecstasy)?
  11. Taken a deliriant (datura, scopolamine, DPH, etc.)?
  12. Driven while intoxicated?
  13. Overdosed on a substance?
  14. Been addicted to a substance (excluding caffeine and nicotine)?
  15. Gone to rehab for a substance use issue?
  16. Gotten caught masturbating?
  17. Masturbated in public?
  18. Masturbated at work while on the clock (you little freak)?
  19. Paid for premium features on a dating app?
  20. Been on boomer dating apps (Plenty of Fish, Match.com, eHarmony, Farmers Only, Christian Mingle, etc.)?
  21. Had an online-only romantic relationship (never met)?
  22. Pretended like you were interested in dating someone for the purpose of having sex?
  23. Had sex with 1+ person? (Nice!)
  24. Had sex with 5+ people?
  25. Had sex with 10+ people?
  26. Had sex with 25+ people?
  27. Had sex with 50+ people?
  28. Had sex with 100+ people?
  29. Had sex within 24 hours of meeting?
  30. Had sex with someone 10+ years older than you?
  31. Had sex with someone 20+ years older than you?
  32. Had sex with someone 30+ years older than you (geriatric sex)?
  33. Had a threesome?
  34. Attended an orgy?
  35. Gotten an STI?
  36. Gotten an STI other than herpes (everyone has herpes)?
  37. Used PREP?
  38. Gotten HIV/AID?
  39.  Lied about or didn’t disclose having an STI to a sexual partner?
  40. Had sex with an older person while you were underage?
  41. Had sex with someone in power to obtain something?
  42. Gotten someone pregnant or gotten pregnant?
  43. Used Plan B or bought Plan B for a sexual partner?
  44. Been involved in a pregnancy that resulted in an abortion?
  45. Had phone/video sex?
  46. Had sex in a pool or car?
  47. Had anal sex?
  48. Participated in erotic roleplay?
  49. Participated in BDSM?
  50. Had sex in public?
  51. Been caught having sex in public? (Bet you liked that.)
  52. Participated in sexual cuckolding?
  53. Participated in consensual incest?
  54. Joined the mile high club?
  55. Engaged in financial domination/submission, had a sugar parent, or been a sugar parent?
  56. Had sex in a costume?
  57. Pissed on someone or been pissed on in a sexual context?
  58. Consumed piss or shit?
  59. Posted pornographic content of yourself on a public platform?
  60.  Paid for porn/OnlyFans content?
  61.  Paid for sex?
  62. Been on 3+ dates with different people in a week?
  63. Looked through your partner’s phone without them knowing?
  64. Been in a relationship with a large age difference (subtract or add 7 from your age and double it for “large age difference”)?
  65. Gotten back together with an ex?
  66. Experienced domestic abuse from a partner?
  67. Been in a non-monogamous relationship?
  68. Had 2+ partners at once or been in a polycule?
  69. Gone on a romantic date involving multiple people at once (like a unicorn date)?
  70. Ghosted a friend or hookup?
  71. Ghosted a long-term partner or best friend?
  72. Catfished someone in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
  73. Been catfished in a significant way (more than just a one-time conversation)?
  74. Been married?
  75. Been divorced?
  76. Been cheated on?
  77. Cheated on a partner?
  78. Been the person someone’s cheated on a partner with?
  79. Had sex with an ex?
  80. Had sex with a friend’s ex?
  81. Had sex with an ex’s friend?
  82. Had revenge porn committed on you?
  83. Self-diagnosed with a mental disorder/condition you didn’t have (depression, anxiety, autism, ADHD, bipolar, etc.)?
  84. Been diagnosed with a mood disorder?
  85. Been diagnosed with a personality disorder?
  86. Experienced visual or auditory hallucinations (not drug induced)?
  87. Had a psychotic episode?
  88. Lied about or didn’t disclose having COVID-19 (or a comparable illness) to attend an event or spend time with someone?
  89. Clogged the toilet in someone else’s home without doing anything or telling anyone about it?
  90. Experimented with witchcraft or occultism?
  91. Joined a cult, or been labeled as a religious extremist?
  92. Been canceled online?
  93. Hacked into someone else’s social media account?
  94. Gone to court or been sued?
  95. Committed or been convicted of a traffic violation (speeding ticket, running a stop light, etc.; we don’t care about parking tickets)?
  96. Committed or been convicted of a petty crime (misdemeanor or equivalent legal offense in your country)?
  97. Committed or been convicted of a nonviolent felony (drug trafficking, drug possession, burglary, larceny, etc.)?
  98. Committed or been convicted of a violent felony?
  99. Been arrested?
  100. Served time in prison?

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